-3 Truths-
Pubes can be found in the WEIRDEST of places. As I was cleaning up after the super successful Dancing Potluck held at my apartment, I was collecting all the plastic cups that were being used to hold the wonderfully tastey soup that John Kim made. I'm walking around picking them up when I come across one that was on the kitchen counter. I glance inside to see if I needed to dump out any leftover soup and guess what I saw. Yes, a pube- sitting pretty (and curly) as can be atop the soup. How did it get in there? I don't know. Maybe it did one of those Olympic high jumps, arching itself over the lip of the cup, and landed softly on the soup. If that isn't weird enough, I was taking a nice hot shower a few days ago, tilting my head up to let the water wash off the the soap on my neck. And as I opened my eyes, I saw a PUBE, hanging off the side of the wall near the TOP of the wall!! That's right, it was about 7 feet off the ground, just hanging on for dear life, at the top of wall. I decided to take a picture of it, naturally. I guess some pubes just like to high jump, while others like to wall climb. *shrug*
Eating cereal before it gets soggy is like trying to drink all your milk before the expiration date- it's a freakin race. One of my favorite cereals of all time is Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. For those of you who've eaten frosted flakes, you can probably sympathize with me. Frosted Flakes in all its splendor has but one flaw- its tendency to succumb to milky sogginess in less than 3 minutes! So everytime I eat Frosted Flakes, I make sure i have the cereal poured into the bowl and spoon ALREADY in bowl BEFORE I pour the milk. If I pour the milk BEFORE getting a spoon, those 15 seconds trying to find a spoon could mean the difference between crispy flakes and frosted poridge. So I pour the milk, dash to the fridge to put the milk back, grab the bowl and power walk (without spilling) to whereever I plan on eating the cereal. Finally able to eat the cereal, i'm scoopin up that cereal so fast, as if my life depended on it. Once i'm done, I realize that i've eaten it so fast that i'm not really full. SO i go back and go through that whole process again for a second bowl of Frosted Flakes.
Trying to sneeze with sore abs is one of the most frustrating and difficult things to do. So we had our first Sunday football game a couple days ago. It was six of us playing two-hand-touch on the grass square in front of the Dennison building. It was the first time i played anything remotely phsyical in the past 3 months. So it's safe to say that i was out of shape. After 2.5 hours of high-flying touchdown catches and pinpoint-accuracy passing, i was thoroughly sore the next morning to go with my cold. For some reason the most sore part of my body was my stomach- my abs. Everytime I laughed or tried to sit up, i felt the soreness in my abs. Since I had a cold (and still do), I have to sneeze like every 10 minutes. ANd you know when you sneeze, you always tighten your abs really tight RIGHT before you sneeze? Well since my abs are so sore, that tightening of the abs hurts so much that I can't sneeze!!! It's like my abs are too weak to sneeze, but my body is trying to force itself to sneeze, making my abs hurt more! OH it's the worst feeling to not be able to sneeze and having it HURT on top of that. Oh the agony....
-The End-
posted by pierre 3:00 PM
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